Lost Quotes

This week

"Manhattan, huh? We let you leave one island, you just go to another one" - Tom

Last week

"Don't worry. Everyone loves a panda!" - Guy in the store

Best quote all-time

"If I can kick drugs, I can deliver a baby" - Charlie

Season 1

101 - “Hey guys, is this normal? Kind of day turning into night, you know... end of the world type weather?  Is this... guys?” – Charlie

102 - “Guess what? I just shot a bear” – Sawyer

103 - “No, what is knocking down the trees will get you” – Sayid

104 - “Better than three of you wandering into the magical forest to bag a hunk of ham with nothing but a little bitty hunting knife?  Hell no! It's the best idea I've ever heard.” – Sawyer

105 - “Great. Now our only hunter's going to get eaten just so he can get the pregnant girl some more water.” – Claire

106 - “The great white hunter's getting restless.” – Charlie

107 - “Good job, Charlie. You make excellent bait.” – Locke

108 - “Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi” – Sawyer

109 - “Doctor playing golf. Woo, boy howdy, now I've heard everything. What's next, cop eating a donut?” – Sawyer

110 – “If I can kick drugs I can deliver a baby” – Charlie

111 - “So a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever” – Sawyer

112 – “If you pick a lock on a Halliburton, I’ll put you on my back an fly us to LA” – Michael

113 - “Your wife's hot” – Hurley

114 – “Yeah, I know. I'm bloody scum.” - Charlie

115 - “It was imaginary peanut butter actually” – Charlie

116 – “Thank you Boar expert” – Sawyer

117 – “You gonna lecture us about lying, Betty? From the look on his face even your old man here didn't know you speak English!” – Sawyer

118 - “What? You don't know? Okay, that thing in the woods, maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed off giraffe, I don't know” – Hurley

119 - “All I'm going to get for my trouble is a snappy one-liner, And if I'm real lucky, a brand new nickname” – Jack

120 - “I don't know my bloody blood type!” – Charlie

121 - “You get some rest, and I'll take care of Turniphead” – Charlie

122 - “Okay, check this out...this is track two, its called, sorry, its called Monster Eats the Pilot” – Charlie

123 - “Yeah, I wanted to help, but that was before Montand lost his fricking arm” – Artz

124 - “Man, who doesn't like Bob Marley?” – Micheal

Season 2

201 - "Great idea dude. Go look in the burning Death Hole." - Hurley

202 - "You got a Band-Aid?" - Sawyer

203 - "I push this button every 108 minutes. I don't get out much." - Desmond

204 - "and this baby is made of chocolate lollipops" - Charlie

205 - "Does it look like I speak Korean?" - Anna Lucia

206 - "The cradle is fine, its the baby that's the trouble" - Claire

207 - ;"If I were a savage I would have cut off his finger already, that's tomorrow." - Anna Lucia

208 - "Golf is accuracy" - Jack

209 - "Tallahassee? I spent a week in Tallahassee one night, it's all strip malls and waffle houses" - The Marshal

210 - "Most people, when they see a creature made of swirling black smoke, they run" - Charlie

211 - "I think I have a chance with her, I mean it's the classic desert island scenario, if I ever had a shot, this is it" - Hurley

212 - "Stick? I don't know dude, don't you need twenty-one, I think you should hit" - Hurley

213 - "Now that's a new low. You even made Locke take a swing at you, hell, that's like getting Gandhi to beat his kids" - Sawyer

214 - "Your ranch disorder is going to be the lead item on the coconut internet" - Sawyer

215 - "Why are you telling me this?" - Henry Gale (Ben)

216 - "Jack and Locke are a little too busy worrying about Locke and Jack" - Anna Lucia

217 - "Jack and Sawyer are finally going to beat each other up" - Hurley

218 - "I did see a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango" - Charlie

219 - "I was raised to question piles of food with weird labels that just fall out of the sky" - Bernard

220 - "And why would you hold a static generating radio over your head?" - Sayid

221 - "That's a joke, rats in a maze with no cheese" - Locke

222 - "Yeah, well him says even though pippi longstocking and the damn great ape are ideal candidates for the dirty dozen, I'm just going to say we might want to bring the red Beret" - Sawyer

223 - "I don't know what is more disquieting, the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes" - Sayid

Season 3

301 - "Why did you bring me here? Why did you make me wear this dress? Why are you feeding me breakfast?" - Kate

302 - "I couldn't help myself, you just looked so damn cute swinging that pick ax" - Sawyer

303 - "Trees, yea I've heard they're wonderful to have conversation with" - Charlie

304 - "Don't you read? It's from Of Mice and Men, You'd like it, Puppies get killed" - Sawyer

305 - "You have no idea what I went through to make this for you, I killed the cow, processed the meat, baked the bun, and the fries, try rendering animal fat" - Juliet

306 - "I think you misunderstood me, I didn't say I was going to do it, I just wanted you to understand how you're going to die" - Jack

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310 - "Lets look death in the face and say 'whatever man' lets make our own luck, what do you say?" - Hurley

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313 - "No John, unfortunately we don't have a code for "there is a man in my closet holding a gun to my daughter's head", although we obviously should" - Ben

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316 - "That, is orange juice, with a considerable amount of tranquilizer mixed in" - Richard Alpert

317 - "Why would the Man of Steel agree to a sodding footrace?" - Charlie

318 - "And how do you think it will feel? Taking a flare to the chest at this range" - Desmond

319 - "What was your name, Sayid? Remind me not to rescue you Sayid" - Naiomi

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321 - "Phesents don't shoot back" - Rose

322 - "I am a dentist, I am not Rambo" - Bernard

Season 4

401 - "I wanna do a cannonball. I've been walking up and down this beach everyday and looking out at this water, and I wanna do a cannonball" - Hurley

402 - "I don't know Miles, how stupid are you?" - Jack

403 - "I saw you break that guy's neck with that breakdancing thing you do with your legs... I think I'll hang back here" - Hurley

404 - "If I was a dictator I would just shoot you and go about my day, Dinner is at six if you're hungry" - Locke

405 - "Why would I put you through the headache of time travel, you know? You know what I mean, it just seems a little...unnecessary?" - Daniel Faraday

406 - "It's very stressful being an Other" - Juliet

407 - "Don't worry. Everyone loves a panda!" - Guy in the store

408 - "Manhattan, huh? We let you leave one island, you just go to another one" - Tom